I am most probably not going to have a kid because I'm too lazy for all the responsibilities that follow.
Firstly, as a baby (presuming he's a boy) I have to feed him, bathe him, pacify him, sacrifice sleep, give up my life for him. Then when he starts growing older, I have to teach him his homework, answer his million and one inquisitive questions, make sure he brushes his teeth every night, fetch him to his swimming classes. When he becomes a teen, here comes the endless arguments because parents and their kids never see eye to eye.
It's not that I mind doing all these, because I will definitely love my child… I'll just be an extremely lazy parent. Why am I not surprised?
Another random thought, if I really do have a kid, he will most probably be deprived of toys because I wasn't very keen on toys when I was younger. I was into weird gadgets like electronic journals (remember the one where you have to say your password), electronic encyclopaedias and learning laptops. I was kind of a knowledge hungry kid. But I think my kid will always have his godmother to spoil him (apparently my dearest best friend already chope place HAHAHA).
Time for bed!!
